Posted on: December 12, 2024, 05:44h.
Last updated on: December 12, 2024, 05:44h.
Jay Leno has discredited rumors that injuries sustained while falling down a hill in Pennsylvania last month were the result of being roughed up by the Mafia over gambling debts.
Leno, who claimed to have never gambled in his life, dismissed the aspersions, which circulated on – guess what – social media, as “stupid.”
Speaking on Spike Feresten’s Spike’s Car Radio podcast, the former Tonight Show host elaborated on his 70-foot tumble, which had been widely interpreted by the internet as a euphemism for “Mafia beatdown.”
The 71-year-old comedian was spotted sporting alarming facial bruising on November 21 when he was photographed going for lunch in Los Angeles.
Leno told media at the time that he had hit his head on a rock after rolling down the hill, which caused significant bruising and swelling around the left eye. He also broke a wrist and dislodged a fingernail during the ordeal.
But to social media conspiracy theorists, this was clearly just a smokescreen.
‘Sending a Message’
“He’s in gambling debt and the collector sent a message,” one conspiracy theorist concluded emphatically, adding there were “holes in this story” because Leno would have suffered “abrasions” if he actually fell down a hill.
One social media user could take it no longer, begging Leno to “CUT THE S**T AND GO TO THE POLICE.”
Another took the ball and ran with it: “Jay Leno was beat up in some kind of ritual, I suspect… Or to be silenced…”
News that Leno had been staying at the Hampton Inn just outside Pittsburg added fuel to the fire. Why would a multimillionaire stay there? Why not stay at the Four Seasons, UNLESS you were heavily in debt to mob bookies?
Conspiracists seized on a spate of recent Leno injuries as further evidence that the comedian was in way too deep. In 2023, he was injured in a fire in his Los Angeles garage. Two months later, he suffered broken bones after a motorcycle accident.
Chicken Parm Mission
The truth, according to Leno, is more prosaic. He’s accident prone, and on this particular occasion, he was on a mission to find a chicken parm, which he believed could be procured from the restaurant at the bottom of the hill.
“As I’m falling, I see these two elderly ladies—one of them goes, ‘That looks like Jay Leno falling down the hill,’” he told Feresten.
Moreover, he was staying at the Hampton Inn because he arrived late, was traveling alone, needed somewhere to stay, and “why would I pay $1,100 a night?”
I like that the mob would drive to Greensburg, Pennsylvania, to meet me on the top of a hill, and then throw me down the hill,” Leno quipped.
But, of course, he would say that, wouldn’t he?